Tacked up posters get you judged.

Framed posters get you laid.

Immaterial. In this situation you just cast int to string because you’re using whole words.

If you’re using contractions you cast from float.

Duh.

So good in that, and such an amazing show.

He didn’t always have the best roles but when given a character with true depth he was amazing.

How many social security numbers do they have?

How could they grade papers twice as fast?

Is one of them not only in control of each arm but also one is left handed?

Is it the one that controls the left hand?

Who has to wipe?

She didn’t get raped by anyone. People don’t casually mention their rape.

Even the thought of googling a tech support issue fills me with dread…how many hours will I have to use up thinking of a way to pose the question to google in a way that it returns usable results?

This is compounded in creative suites as half of every feature has stupid names.

Then once you finally get the question framed in a way google can use, you get back one of these threads.

I’ve always said one of the biggest crimes of far right is being impossible to satirize.

I figured we’d just call it the eggquasion

Locked, cocked and ready to rocket on out the bottom of my socks!

Kid I went to high school with tried to pull from his waistband at a party. Shot himself in the stomach five times.

The number of potential points of failure on this thing terrifies me…even if it’s the strongest glass in the world…

The netting on one of the more extreme corners is comforting.

No some of them are just oppressed to an insane level…

That dude, no shit, got addicted to Xanax, went to a Russian Doctor to cure it with a medically induced coma, and nearly died from the experience. Probably caused himself long term brain damage.

He’s a dangerous idiot with a huge loyal audience, al la Joe Rogan.

Wtf are you talking about?! It’s been conclusively proved that a truck marked “fake votes for Biden” drove up to every polling place and unloaded pallets of fortune cookies containing Votes for Biden, and then a bunch of Mexicans showed up with leaf blowers and blew them into the sealed voting containers…to the tune of 7 million votes.

Bullshit. There’s a huge difference between a guy playing Doom 9 hours a day on a top of the line rig and a guy who invest 3 million into a facility running thousands of graphics cards 24/7.

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

They would care if they got towed... which is a more appropriate response.

There will be a tow truck involved here I’m sure.

They are Nazis. https://www.timesofisrael.com/not-nazi-enough-proud-boys-leader-wants-group-to-fully-embrace-white-supremacy/

A large number of houses south of New Orleans are a good 15 feet off the ground on 4x4 stilts.

But Lousiana is literally losing coastline due to these storms…and building codes down here are more guidelines than rules…

From Texas?

Or a Texas Roadhouse?

There is at least one incident though where a boat was hit by an “unknown fish” which ended up causing enough distress that eventually the crew began eating their dead…and that may have been a killer wale.

The voyage is the one Moby Dick is based on. They were attacked by a sperm whale first. (Completely justified)

I’m not in Texas and I haven’t checked.