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COMMENT 2d ago
When I heard Elvis died I was crushed, especially when I found out he was real.
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COMMENT 14d ago
Your mom
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COMMENT 17d ago
Gweneth paltrow flavored gummy dicks
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COMMENT 17d ago
Those that can eat while skateboarding and those that eat shit.
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COMMENT 23d ago
Dick Trickle, racecar driver.
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COMMENT 24d ago
Trump was inside job
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COMMENT 25d ago
Lil' army man
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COMMENT 29d ago
Stacy's mom
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COMMENT Aug 07 '21
Unfrozen caveman lawyer-Phil Hartman
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COMMENT Aug 07 '21
Macgruber, What's up with that?
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COMMENT Jul 29 '21
An expiring extended warranty.
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COMMENT Jul 24 '21
Shrews and bats are very closely related. Both use echolocation both have breasts.
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COMMENT Jul 24 '21
Jar Jar's accent
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COMMENT 1d ago
The tiniest shrew called the micro temeris' widest part of the body at 6mm is it's skull.