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COMMENT 1d ago

Potatoes and huckleberry

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COMMENT 11d ago

If you made a Venn diagram of people against helmet, seatbelt, and mask mandates, it's a Russian nesting doll.

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COMMENT 12d ago

Or gets compared to lebron and leapfrogs MJ

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COMMENT 13d ago

I don't think you understand how a lifetime pass works. Get insults that make sense please

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COMMENT 13d ago

My money is on this.

Kid probably wanted apple slices and peanut butter. Or crackers. But their vocabulary failed them and they get handed a banana instead.

Id be pissed too if I wanted goldfish and got handed a banana.

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COMMENT 17d ago

It's like if the trolly problem has one side tied to the tracks and the other is laying on it on purpose claiming trains are a hoax.

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COMMENT 17d ago

suspicious that mainstream media stopped covering riots after Biden was sworn in. /s

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COMMENT 17d ago

Gotta be Jesse Ventura in predator, not Jesse Ventura in 2020.

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COMMENT 21d ago

Disney already has a Disney+ Hulu and Espn+ bundle.

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COMMENT 22d ago

MLK got shit done, but the alternative to not listening to him was Malcolm X. its good to have a stick when the carrot doesn't work.

now MLK and non violent protest is raised up as the only way to do things.

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COMMENT 23d ago

Look into "Levar Burton reads". It's a podcast that's basically adult reading rainbow

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COMMENT 24d ago

Also losing 13% of the population would absolutely destroy the economy. And the largest predictor of crime is poverty. so the remaining 87% would probably pick up the slack on the crime front giving us a higher per capita crime rate.

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COMMENT 24d ago

I thought this thread was about cats and became very confused

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COMMENT 25d ago

If Jordan had been on that team, they probably would have been "lucky".

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COMMENT 27d ago

If you have $50, put it in the bank, and get $1 in interest. Did your money grow 1% or 2%?

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COMMENT 27d ago

Do you think Disney is giving the rock a piss test? The rock doesn't compete in anything

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COMMENT 28d ago

obligatory

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

  1. You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” – Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

/2. Do not do a balk please.

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COMMENT Jul 30 '21

The original sir this is a Wendy's

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COMMENT Jul 30 '21

That did result in some workers safety regs, but those doors were actually locked, not just jammed by opening inward.

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COMMENT Jul 29 '21

Pretty sure it was the rockets who said no to harden for Simmons

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COMMENT Jul 28 '21

the analogy is incorrect in the other direction. she is closer to gretsky than jordan. Jordan isn't the undisputed as goat.

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COMMENT Jul 28 '21

imagine tom brady's line didn't exist and defensive linemen got to crush him the whole game. at what point should he pull himself out of the game?

the only thing protecting simone is her own proprioception. once thats gone she's dead.

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COMMENT Jul 28 '21

how good was jordan from 93-95?