South africa (I'm guessing you're just gonna say there's lions in our streets)

It's too cold in Cape Town and too hot in durban lol

Lesotho lmao

Highest murder rate in the world

Hey, its The_call_of_ktulu!

Came here to comment this lmao

I know you've landed already, but sometimes vodacom gives out free sim cards when you arive

What country do you live in? Here in South Africa you would find that all those things are halal except the pork obviously (we have a large Muslim population), secondly how can you be Muslim and bi? No offence

But we can just go to our backyard and get fresh ostrich and leopard meat😪

Why at 2 in the morning? Get a job

Dit se in die prent jy moet n vrae vra maar ek weet jy is kak dom

Yeah and u guess the recent unrest in Durban and Johannesburg would probably bring SA down a notch too though

I agree with you on Rwanda, it is a clean and safe( I think?) Country but it still has a very high poverty rate. South africa is ranked okay though since we are the best Country in Africa

Mine is gematria or disasterpiece

Check out the D7 visa, if you have enough money they'll let you live there

No, plan on getting the Hell out of this country as soon as I'm done with school. Mostly because of crime but also the standard of living is much higher elsewhere

I'm only 14 so I'm good with an expensive guitar

Lol

Shut up

Ek sal jou op fok=I will fuck you up Ek sal jou poes= similar meaning

Afrikaans is an Amazing language to swear in

I speak afrikaans and to me Dutch sounds like exaggerated and mumbled afrikaans but Dutch people say the same about afrikaans, did I mention is speak afrikaans?

From South africa, close enough

I know you're joking, but it's not as bad here as you think (in Cape Town atleast)