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COMMENT 1d ago

You can hatch some more if you plant chickpeas into the ground

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COMMENT 1d ago

cause if the it fights back, the shark would be toast

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COMMENT 3d ago

With al that Us, the sorting hat probably put him in the soviet union

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COMMENT 3d ago

should try to shapeshift into a more likable person

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COMMENT 5d ago

Knewe a dog named daenerys, but instead of wheels, he broke furniture

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COMMENT 5d ago

So if a brown dog its a hocolate baked confection

its a brownie eating a brownie

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COMMENT 5d ago

"Man, Marks bones are all buried in my yard"

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COMMENT 6d ago

I only accept bills

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COMMENT 6d ago

Even an actual apple would know this is terrible advice

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COMMENT 6d ago

Its also great advise if you want renovate your kitchen

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COMMENT 9d ago

He'll be too preoccupied with my pet bear's pet bear

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COMMENT 10d ago

They should have just made two checkpoints, one called H one called O

then the transport between them would have ben H2O

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COMMENT 10d ago

A falling barometer seems more like a man made disaster

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COMMENT 10d ago

time to backstroke through the zombie hoard

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COMMENT 10d ago

"the zombies can't climb, we need to get high"

"Already done"