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COMMENT 1d ago
cause if the it fights back, the shark would be toast
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COMMENT 3d ago
With al that Us, the sorting hat probably put him in the soviet union
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COMMENT 3d ago
should try to shapeshift into a more likable person
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COMMENT 5d ago
Knewe a dog named daenerys, but instead of wheels, he broke furniture
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COMMENT 5d ago
So if a brown dog its a hocolate baked confection
its a brownie eating a brownie
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COMMENT 5d ago
"Man, Marks bones are all buried in my yard"
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COMMENT 6d ago
I only accept bills
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COMMENT 6d ago
Even an actual apple would know this is terrible advice
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COMMENT 6d ago
Its also great advise if you want renovate your kitchen
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COMMENT 9d ago
He'll be too preoccupied with my pet bear's pet bear
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COMMENT 10d ago
They should have just made two checkpoints, one called H one called O
then the transport between them would have ben H2O
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COMMENT 10d ago
A falling barometer seems more like a man made disaster
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COMMENT 10d ago
time to backstroke through the zombie hoard
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COMMENT 10d ago
"the zombies can't climb, we need to get high"
"Already done"
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COMMENT 1d ago
You can hatch some more if you plant chickpeas into the ground