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COMMENT 1h ago

Every mortgage company will work with you if you furnish them with documents.

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COMMENT 5d ago

My second kid is due today. She did not come, but she will also never be baptized by her parents just like her brother wasn't.

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COMMENT 5d ago

It's all made up, so have fun but don't believe any of it.

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COMMENT 6d ago

Just get it.

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COMMENT 6d ago

They apply to everyone else but me

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COMMENT 6d ago

I showed my 3 year old and he immediately knew who it was. Thanks for sharing!

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COMMENT 6d ago

OLED panels, perhaps?

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COMMENT 6d ago

He knows you've been naughty.

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COMMENT 6d ago

As long as you don't call attention to it.

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COMMENT 6d ago

Really, it was just the two.

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COMMENT 8d ago

I think everyone's hopes were very high. Mine were still exceeded. I got to see it in IMAX with Dolby XD sound. It was incredible!

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COMMENT 8d ago

I watched this movie blind, having no knowledge it was a sequel or anything else about it. Those are the best cinematic experiences to me, and this one was so good!

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COMMENT 9d ago

"Yeah, I can't hear out of that side because I was born with a deformed ear. But my mouth still works great :D"

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COMMENT 9d ago

I'm from Ohio and live in NC. The racists aren't confined to one location.

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COMMENT 9d ago

Do you have trouble hearing from that side? If so it might be something you mention in person early, but if it doesn't affect your day to day life then you should not make a big deal out of it.

Younger guys are often immature and have unrealistic expectations of their partners. More mature guys realize that no one is perfect, and you should love people as you find them.

Confidence (not to be confused with arrogance) is the sexiest trait by far. Be proud to be you :)

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COMMENT 9d ago

You are perfect just the way you are, and anyone who would make fun of you for it doesn't deserve to have you in their life.

Just be you, be proud to be you, and you will be much happier.

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COMMENT 9d ago

A bottom 6 role on one of the worst teams in the league is not a good place to be. A PTO is the right call

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COMMENT 9d ago

Y'all need to watch Kingpin again.

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COMMENT 9d ago

With those narrow hips she probably can't have more than 6 or 7 children.

Edit: for all you who don't get the reference https://youtu.be/KMNMI6YDVdE

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COMMENT 9d ago

It's HIPAA.

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COMMENT 10d ago

Bro, the TSA has popped me for so many "random" checks it's insane. And twice they've dragged their knuckles across my dick.

Fuck the TSA. Worthless waste of money.

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COMMENT 11d ago

This doesn't sound like an advertisement at all!

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COMMENT 11d ago

Agreed. The SUV here is 100 percent at fault.

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COMMENT 11d ago

In your scenario you are right. I'm saying if someone pulls out in front of you and you are able to stop but just slam into them (and it's proveable!) then you'll be at fault.