Umm ok. Thanks

So, I'd be happy to make a conservative 2% a year on my money post moass, what should I type in the calulator. 60,000,000,000 time 0.02 or 0.002?

Does up 0.08 percent mean 8 percent, or an 1/8th of a percent?

My girlfriend, even though I told her thats a personal decision, is relying on me to tell her when to sell. How many times between now and moass, should I text her, "BABY! OMG. LOOK AT GAMESTOP".

I'd be mad if my momma named me kenny too.

Oh never mind. I read it as how many TIMES he was downing throughout. I understand now

Oh. I think you forgot to add "tums" to your comment :) lol

What do you mean by downing?

Its the most serious of all my emergency funds. I already blew through my blown tire fund a few weeks ago

That charts one beautiful thing. Wish I could have bought more today but only have 500 bucks to my name at the moment and didnt wanna go any lower than that on the off chance I need a kidney transplant

Put some in a plastic baggie and put it in your pocket? Why wouldnt that work

You ever walk into work and be like "my-ever-loving fuck, I hate every single one of you people... even the nice ones."

But how can they make money without closing. Borrow stock, short stock, doesnt make them money.

It's borrow stock, short stock, BUY at a lower price than I borrowed, return stock, profit.

If all they do is borrow and short, without closing. How do they get cash?

Fuck the float, we own the whole damn boat

The only shill I want is a tortilla shill.

ok. I'll leave now...

Thank you

Scrollwheeler, scrollwheeler, when hes not on the daily hes sucking on a peter

What the fucks a heir-apparent?

I play whatever gives each opponent 10 minutes on each side lol on chess . comb

I never said it wouldn't be bruh lol :) I feel ya though

You shouldnt make fun of us, if you cant offer a solution to help us

But what can I do, to be better and change? I dont wanna be retardedb

Yeah. That was good to hear

They didnt ya douche

Well what did I listen to that started a few minutes ago and used a bunch of big words I didnt know, ya douche