You bet your nips, skidmark.

If you're a race host, you can set the race type to non-contact. About 96% of hosts don't bother with it though.

Tell him why!

It lets you walk into the clubhouse no fuss, but as soon as you grab the equipment upstairs your cover gets blown and you have to fight your way out.

You're streets ahead!

Counterpoint:

”Look at this shit, already on some military-grade bullshit. Fuck it, you know what? I love this shit.”

This is how ten-year-olds swear.

Or sometimes just “Other.”

Please tell me this Simu-verse has a completed Kim’s Convenience series.

The true What If? in this episode is if every Lamborghini had scissor doors.

Bob. Seger.

Tom Hanks.

Deploy my…a e s t h e t i c troopers.

Man, Mr. Regular really captured the voice of Smug LinkedIn Posts.

You’ll need guns. Lots of guns.

It’s actually worse than this, at least anecdotally.

My older relatives will acknowledge inflation on things like groceries and takeout, only because it’s effecting them personally. They’ll also blame inflation on minimum wage increases for those “greedy kids,” even during the year or so our premier postponed the increase scheduled by the outgoing party.

Yobbo

Let me introduce you to…cutting corners!

Gordon lights up the Bat Signal, meets Batman on the roof and hands him a binder full of parking and traffic violation tickets.

“This is last month’s…”

I’m gonna show you this log I found, it’s got, like, fifty works on it.

I CALL IT WORM LOG.

Shut your mouth pussycat, and get me a macchiato, pronto!

Sorry that I can’t afford the $100,000 down payment on a $250,000 starter home that’s now valued at $500,000 and will sell for over $1,000,000.

If one of your co-players brings a weaponized vehicle to Titan Of A Job, you’re going to have a bad time.

Bull shark testosterone, baby!

Reminds me of Michael Scott taking Ryan’s advice, where you tell women you work in finance.

“I’m a bank teller.”