Salt and Pepper

Edit: I should probably scroll down and actually read before thinking that this was original and awesome.

That’s a SYN. Don’t PSH or you might be FIN.

Sounds like the groom will be entering the “semenary” in no time.

You may think I am smart and that I know everything but, if you ask me a question out of context and expect me to know the answer, you will be severely disappointed.

I love that there is so much dry grass/vegetation on the ground near his open flame camp fire.

EDIT: Grammar check.

McCain Ellio’s Pizza Pockets. It was like hot lava in your mouth, but damn were they exquisite.

You must’ve been surface. Underwater, there are no blankets, just cold, unforgiving racks and cuddles with 119 of your “best friends.”

If EA was in the Navy, he would’ve been the recipient of a rack party.

Was she acting a fool? Yes. Did she deserve a punch? Nope. Do she take that punch like a badass? Absolutely. Also, why were the police there? Is she is past the security checkpoint, it’s a Federal matter, ala DHS/TSA.