Well by the looks of it, soon a new BMW is also the last car I would buy.

Oh I’m definitely sure.

You can’t really die from an LSD overdose. But I agree they are definitely beyond fucked up.

I’m a huge BMW fan but I don’t think all new cars are as fugly as the bew BMWs

Not that nice.

this might sound dumb but personally I don't like to specifically celebrate sober milestones. because, somehow, that makes me think about what i was, instead of what i am and what i want to be. i don't want to be a recovering alcoholic trying to stay sober. i want to be a sober person enjoying life.

spend the day with people you love and doing things you love doing! and join us here for a chat afterwards :)

and congrats!!

your friends are surely having fun due to hanging out together and talking and laughing, not solely due to being drunk? why aren't you grabbing a club soda with some lime and joining in on the fun? do you feel like you're not part of the group anymore? stay strong friend.

i still thought congratulations were in order. i counted them and this was literally number one million.

you can say that their point came across just as well as if it were correct.

you cannot say it was correct.

do you of a problem bro?

they just look different. those people don't look particularly rough to me

Jesus you sound annoying. Do you even hear yourself? Would you like a person that talked like that?

Maybe he was calm because he had called 911 and they had told him what to do and that (professional) help is on its way. What the cyclist did was no help whatsoever, only creating more hysteria.

You’re saying he can’t commit fraud now that there’s evidence?

Aren’t they both at 911?

I’m not glad he stayed and helped. His crazy energy only caused more panic around him. And he did nothing to help the situation.

Wtf. That’s way too much pressure

Lmfao. Of course it isn’t a service animal.

He is wrong. Bernie isn’t the only one talking about it.

Well it’s not true that Bernie is the only one talking about it.

Maybe because it’s funny? Could it be?

I don’t think you regret that at all.

Literally

What kind of class has both deaf and hearing pupils?

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