...And nobody gives a shit...

CM PUNK brought me back, WWE made me hate it in the first place. Before Cult of personality hit the United Ceter 2 weeks ago, every time I thought about Wrestling I wanted to kick Vinny Mac in the nuts.

Anybody remember when Johnny Depp was asked how it felt to kiss Keira Knightley in Pirates? He said it was like kissing one of his kids because of the age difference. But then he went off and married that gold digging hoe Amber Hurd.

Becky should take it to the ring with her, like Erik Rowan did for 3 freaking months with that lame ass spider that qualified as one of the worst payoffs in history.

Anybody write "Cheers" yet?

The storyline that lasted at least 2 months with Mr. Mcmahon's bastard child. Long drawn out crap, and ended up being hornswoggle. No point whatsoever, other than filling time.

Damn you, for some reason I was gonna say Brisco County.

CM PUNK

Pro wrestling fans have literally been starving to death, because Vince has been playing God for so long with the "Sports Entertainment " industry. And CM PUNK just showed up, kicked Vince's door down, looked at the fans and said : "I can see you're hungry, here's an ice cream bar."

Attitude Era and Monday night wars, both made and broke professional wrestling.

Wait a damn minute OP, Nobody talks shit to Jake from State Farm! Nobody! Even if "she sounds Hideous".

Nia Jax VS Michael Cole. Potentially give out barf bags with every ticket.

When the static hits for "cult of personality " it will be the biggest pop since The Rock came back to host Mania, but BIGGER. Its gonna be one of those times when the camera is legit shaking from all the commotion. Can't wait..

Bigger question, why is John Cena being allowed to draw attention to Punk, when they know he's coming back opposite of WWE?

CM Punk

What if : Vince still gave a shit.

Oh shit I forgot, Super Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 was kevin Nash.

Surprised nobody has said Rocky 3 yet.

I'll believe that Tony Khan and Nick Khan really ARE related, and this is the greatest storyline of all time.

Flair VS Sting in a "Denny's early bird special" match! Whoever can get back up the ramp and grab the coupon first wins! Canes, Walkers, and hearing aids are legal. The match has a special start time. 4 pm Est / 3 pm central.

Favorite and G.O.A.T is Austin, that is my personal opinion. BUT, because within the past 10 years he is the only person I can think of that has moments on TV where you don't know whats real, and what's scripted I have to say maybe Lesnar.

This actually happened to my father. We had our garage converted into an apartment for my sister. While sick, my sister slept with mom and dad slept in the new room. Middle of the night, ceiling fan started shaking and dropped. It hangs directly over the bed, it was being held by 2 little electrical wires. Thats the only thing that saved dad from becoming chopped sushi.

1) The Shawshank Redemption (which I often forget is a Stephen King story)

2) Fight Club.