😬

bonk

Unrelated, but what did you cook? Curious, must be delicious.

I may or may not be pretty hungry at the moment.

Amen dude

I just last week got a Shipt order that contained graham crackers delivered to me. I noticed that the box wasn't sealed and when I opened it the top packet of crackers was open and placed in a large Ziploc bag?

Like I get someone stealing some crackers but in what context were the rest placed into a Ziploc bag? It crossed my mind that it was the shopper but that poses the same problem, WHY the Ziploc? Did someone return them? Why?

Maybe the child is that way because of the father. Perhaps you taking them out of that environment would be the responsible thing to do, even if only for 50% of the time.

hard, long and frustrating

Title of your sex tape

Innnncel

wenk

Took a peek, too intense for me no thank you sir

This is the perfect recipe for a ghost

I tried "Greetings, whore" with my sister and got the following response

http://imgur.com/gallery/xAjpTBG

For me it's the snaggle tooth

like flicking a marshmallow

Loin lemon

Bro, I was more excited for season 2 than my kid was. Good stuff that Bluey.

Parks and Rec - never doesn't put me in a good mood.

Says here you have network connectivity problems

Press - have no penis, win win

Agreed - no harm no foul

Because I used a magic wishing machine please help

Ghosts

Just time - 17 years later and that person is literally repulsive to me. Ew.

Green Room, fucked my shit right up and I still don't even know why