Don’t forget, most of us are gay so we get to drop the F bomb as well.

Objection!

(pulls down pants and stands there)

Granted, but it lasts only until the next person upvotes.

AuthRight nowadays is literally just middle class 14 year olds who watch history explained videos on YouTube.

Genuinely hope they bring out a ‘banana medicine’ flavoured milkshake sometime soon.

Split stream. Every man’s worst nightmare.

Honestly, I imagine them all with English accents. Probably just headcanon stuff, though.

Sudden urge to eat one

“I’m nevermore gonna financially recover”

My great uncle. From what I’ve heard, he was the best of us, no one ever had anything bad to say about him. He fought in the second world war and apparently had a brilliant sense of humour. He died a few years before I was born, which is sad because he and my mum were quite close.

Just be yourself. As a gay guy who loves watching my female friends stumble through dates, nothing kills your chances faster than coming across like you try too hard. Relax, make him work a little - guys tend to enjoy a little challenge at first.

Who are you and how do you know me

This guy is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

‘I quit my job on a whim to come ask this stranger, on camera, to give me a job without specifying my qualifications or intentions and generally not coming off as a dependable, sane person.’ These are not the thoughts of a well individual.

This man is broadcasting a breakdown through social media and attaching himself to a famous figure for attention.

MAKE IT STOP

This is amazing. Love it!

I remember the first time I read ‘Where the Crawdads Sing’ - I managed to achieve almost a full erection. I phoned my wife immediately and made her read it.

Orange libLeft is that one irritating younger cousin that your mum says you have to bring with you whenever you go out.

I really liked Weasel, that end scene had me cheering.

Too soon.

When you realise you’ll never achieve a better standard of living than the one you grew up with and that it really is all downhill from here.

This story brought to you by one of the techno-vampires from Blade’s opening scene.

Having your parents pay for everything.

Ah yes, the meeting of the sidecars