I don't care enough to be an apatheist.

I don't go to more churches than both of you.

It was not an invasion, it was a failed putsch.

Nobody can eat 50 eggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3oMPqUTxCE

Toss the popcorn in the microwave, and turn on Netflix

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky:_The_Coming_Race

Put a premium price on it and sell it as a "limited release".

CovidiotBgone would have been a great name for the Pfizer mRNA vaccine, instead of Comirnaty. They need a better marketing department.

White blouse.

Plot twist: it's a how-to

Refactored

I understood that reference

Puny god.

I stand corrected - The husband/wife pair

Sahin was four years old when he moved with his mother from Turkey to Cologne to join his father, who was employed in a car factory there.

Tureci was born in Germany to a Turkish father who was working as a doctor in a small Catholic hospital.

So, he is an immigrant, who has lived there since he was 4, and she was born in Germany.

By Turkish immigrants no less.

After the 3rd Benghazi investigation you know that the guys were gonna just put a new cover page on the last one and go out for a beer. The whole purpose of the event was to feed the propaganda, "if she was innocent why are they investigating? "

Switzerland had givenfull approval forPfizer and moderna months ago, and AstraZeneca is in the pipeline. So the US is following them, if anything...

Should gone with CovidBgone or Protexx or ... you know, marketing

You need to hire more help is all. You don't expect the cook to do child care, do you?

Marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman, and their pool boy.... errr... Marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, his third serial wife, and a porn star... umm... well, NO GAYZ!

I think I like your mom.

Big Black guys ...

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite. - Christopher Hitchens

They risked their wallet for god.

Asking for a friend

When a friend referred to his pet snake, whom he'd had for years, as a 'beautiful specimen', I realized that you don't get the bonding experience you get from a mammal. I can't imagine using that phrase unironically for my cat.