“No, we didn’t have time.”

Honk if you’re horny!

You probably love your mother-in-law.

I’ve always wondered how and why we unlearn it. Makes no sense.

Doogal (2006)

Star Wars is nothing without Jar Jar.

His hair is neither pushed back nor slicked back. It’s pulled up, but not out. ☠️

You’re certainly aloud to do that.

Great success!

Kev, we know you’re eating a hotdog.

Kevin, we know you’re eating a hotdog.

I originally posted this with “aloud” in the title but it got removed by the mods for breaking rule #2. That was disappointing.

This guy yells

Shhhhhhut up!

Cilantro. Sometimes our genetics choose for us.

Now my stomach is absolutely f*cked.

F*ckin junk

YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYYYYYY!!!

People can change.

Pat. Pat. Is that a hotdog?

Tell her about my wife. She’s good right?

This truck?

This one pops in my head pretty regularly and I don’t mind at all.