It'd be amazing if they passed a law that all flags can only be sold if they were made in the state they represent.

Nazi flags would cost more than pre-86 machine guns, and Confederate flags would have to be from during the war.

I stumbled into my greatest dad joke. We were cleaning the kitchen and a set of pizza coupons fell from off the top of the fridge into the open freezer. I chose to leave it there, setting myself up for the next day.

Next morning wife goes to get some frozen fruit and says "there are coupons in the freezer."

I told her I didn't want them to expire.

Your parents told you they'd like to see some change in you going forward, I take it?

I remember the ones at the grocer I worked at in high school were marked "illegal use prohibited."

The first rule of tautology club...

respect our existence or expect resistance

I'd have included the "our" in the second half to make it flow better but that is a banging good protest sign slogan. These kids are protesting at a college level. While the school administrators may suck, their English faculty must be solid.

There's a winery in New Brunswick that put out a wine a couple years ago called Clansman. I can't find any pics of it but it was definitely a thing.

They said it was two years ago though so that'd be pushing it on the timeline.

And then set the closest building on fire and call 911.

I see a donkey sniffing the butt of a narwhal.

I got banned from r/news for confirming a stat. I didn't make the claim; I only validated the claim. I used a .gov link as support without adding any opinion on the subject. That was about 2 years ago and I bet it's worse now.

How much you wanna bet it was something about "% of crime vs % of population" that he was just oh so innocently linking to with no agenda whatsoever?

I think this situation is addressed literally before page 1 of the rulebook:

Play the ball as it lies, play the course as you find it, and if you cannot do either, do what is fair.

You couldn't play it as it laid, because he cut the crevice where your ball was. So doing what is fair seems like the right approach. I'm no expert but nearest spot that approximates the conditions your ball was in seems fair to me.

Idk if I would class Ronald Mcdonald as human.

He is human. And like all humans, he's flawed.

at some point i came to the idea that the collision was most likely at a speed not exceeding 5m/s. i was likely quite high at the time, but i know i spent a fair amount of time on the thought and remember that as a number of conclusion for some reason. can that work?

Fuck it. I'm convinced.

There's one removed comment below that, which I am choosing to believe was locationbot deciding "maybe this isn't the time" immediately after commenting.

No Bobby! You're not making Christianity better; you're just making rock music worse!

Soon as I saw that post I knew it would end up here. What I didn't predict was that it would end up here multiple times for unrelated reasons.

Even ignoring the obvious racism of it, accents are the lowest form of comedy.

Or as the kids say these days: tell me you're not funny without telling me you're not funny.

Unfortunately CatBall was eventually lost in deep brush (search was called off due to a large hornet's nest in the area he was last seen).