Grab his dick and McTwist it!

It was my spaghetti

I wasn’t

Hey it’s me. That husband.

I think that’s a Russell Peter’s bit.

Aww beans…

Lol. Thats way more than they’re getting paid. Like it’s closer to $5/hr most places.

Not that long ago. Definitely this season.

Tune

Yeah. Definitely a junk ball guy.

I originally read that as psilocybe husks and was wondering how magic mushrooms helped with diarrhea.

Very few of us care

I think that’s not true and that’s the problem. Many people aren’t watching the olympics because they care about sports or who wins. They’re watching because they feel like everyone else is watching and they don’t wanna be left out. So the fluff pieces are actually more interesting to them.

I’ll bite. How does he win by not moving?

I’m pretty sure most things get eaten by bigger things.

Middlest brother energy

If hell exists Im certain they’ll find a way to it. Like “become pedo” has got to be the biggest shortcut on that map.

Then buy Bitcoin. Got it.

So that was a fuckin lie

Boomering/booming

Does it make your heart go boom boom boom?

Hey don’t make fun of Proto Zoa like that.

The corki build

$17 and an expired meal voucher to a western sizzlin in Omaha, Nebraska.

Apparently Bobby Boucher finished his degree.