Great, got to go play that game again...

At first I thought it was going to be a comedy

That one was China, wasn't it?

She was in the magazine, and clothed, but never a bunny.

Argh, beat me to it!

The sequel trilogy was like Homer trying to salvage the pig ...

It can be fixed in the next two movies!!

Psychopaths

At first I thought it was the only picture and wondered what was wrong.

"I just like phones!"

There's a great video floating around here where some idiot tries this in Russia and the driver gets out and beats the scammers ass to the curb.

People think life is like a tv show where there illness gets cured and the patient eventually gets life back to how it was prior. I've had to explain this to a few prayer warriors in my neighborhood.

Where is the vax mandatory?

https://youtu.be/q5pESPQpXxE

Do you remember?

My very first one ... two good, three great, seven magnificent to catch it. They've all been ... stubborn so far.

That's my purse!

That's indeed what I meant, thanks!

It's going to rip in September

It's going to rip when it rips, there's no date

/r/fatherkels

/r/irelatorres

/r/JuttaLeerdam

I think he's a Farenghi

It's why I dislike the Waze map app

"It's going to be 35 minutes unless you use Waze..."

Her biological dad is Bill Hudson, apparently a really shitty dad. He was part of the "Hudson Brothers" whom like all semi-celebrities in the 70s got a brief variety show. His whole career wilted away after this so-terrible-its-good movie "Hysterical."

He's the one with the beard

"I thought we were having scrambled brick for breakfast?"

"Nah, John's taking them to a rally for some reason!"