Kelly Brook naked

I loved it, so much in fact then my brother was prescribed it and I went to fridge when my mum wasn't looking and drank the lot. She wasn't happy.

Star Fox and Syphon Filter

Rude cheese eating surrender monkeys

I don't think that's possible really

How?

Cory Haim, he was going to be a massive star but ended up selling his teeth on eBay

I'd just like to thank all the American citizens for rehoming that twat James Corden, it's made living in the UK that bit more bearable.

I hope not too, I have a signed special edition Royal Mail stamp set I'm waiting to sell.

Not my first time fingering your Nan

Ebenezer Good - The Shamen

What is the collective name for a group of Karen's?

Brooklyn 99, Big Bang Theory, Good Place and most other generic US comedy shows that have canned laughter tracks

I've been twice and would never go back. There's nicer places with less rubbish and corruption.

Dalby is known for ticks, well it is for us locals (Thornton Le Dale resident). I always wear long trousers when walking around there and usually have to remove a few from the dogs. Last time I went my poor dog had a tick stuck to his ring piece!

It's pretty Decent

I hope he wiped it off

Yes it's mi-newt

Comedy wise: The Office UK version, The Inbetweeners, Alan Partridge, Only Fools and Horses, Red Dwarf, Malcolm in the Middle, Future Man, Silicon Valley, IASIP, Atlanta, that sort of thing. Can't stand the usual favourites like Big Bang Theory, 2 1/2 Men that kind of thing.

Unfortunately yes, if this offends you then you really won't like that I think Brooklyn 99 is massively overrated too!