Group prayer seems so socialist though. I ain’t wasting my prayer credits on her!

Oops posted on Reddit.

Just a light pat on the tushy. ;)

Same people “trust their gut” or “trust their instincts” when it comes to meeting others. Yes, sure, there is something positive to be said about both statements, but it’s not an excuse just to be a racist or judgmental ass either.

I suppose it depends how many cameras are present. You might even get yourself a nice Starbucks gift card if you play ball!!!

Unless you’re okay with it being shared of course.

/wooooosh

I mean I could still see how some people might be embarrassed but I wouldn’t pay shit.

My freedom!!!!’nn

You can’t forget the boob shoulders though…

“Hang ten with Mike Pence!”

It was innocently guys! I know not everyone is down with the surfer lingo, but having been to California before, I can assure you The Beach Boys meant well.

/s

And as such, she forgot to do it.

A poison control list printed by the government? lol

Just gotta quickly run for office for protection.

In this case though, it’s just a vaccine mandate. There are no additional powers that I’m aware of.

They just wanna find out why you left the keys upon the table…

Stop being a communist!

/s

Hehe yeah I started by reading it all, then got to skimming pretty quickly in. It seemed useful though!

Which is a great way to handle bullet 3.

Where do we factor in melatonin levels? :)

Yeah but please go with the rest of traffic…

I wish there was a lane between the super speed of the far left and the crusin’ around 20 over the speed limit. It always seems like the 2nd from left is where the “5 over the speed limit” people hang out.

Round 1. Fight!

God forbid we go to war against Amazon…