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In a motel room with my family. Would rather be awake at 5am sitting in a chair than have one-third of the bed and be coughed on(smoker's cough but still gross).

Can we just skip to the part where he gets tazed?

You're right.

Put this group on one end of a seesaw and I'd bet it takes at least 15 healthy adults to balance it.

Bob Barker beating the hell out of Adam Sandler's bitch ass.

Urinates on your couch

If she's not overweight and even mildly cares about her appearance then I'm good.

Allegedly! No, no that's ignorant!

He could've dropped to a knee, spun and hit it the second time around.

"Ok, gonna put some lemon. Nice, nice. Strawberry for the middle, ok, cool, looking good. Now for the top. unzips

I'll never accept it. I need a connection but know anxiety will never let me trust anyone enough. That inner conflict brings me down quite a bit, so I've learnt to stay busy. It keeps me from thinking too much.

Social anxiety is like living in a constant, neverending state of fight or flight. At least it is for me.

Damn I feel old....

My aunt has convinced my mother and half of the damn family not to get the shot. She(my aunt) says they're going to do away with all of the big doctors and speakers against the vaccine to coerce people to get it. These people have an answer for everything, what could we even say to get through to them?

Sports

Social media

Anyone famous

Come to Africa and get pummeled by the Pummel Horse!

I don't think he likes flies.

plague

Hover Moose, bringer of eternal darkness.

Jesus christ someone tell Alabama to chill the fuck out!