Percury
Senus
Barth
Uars
Fupiter
Yaturn
Sranus
Beptune
🅱️eptune!
poor !luto
I will blame Visual Studio for anything and everything thank you very much
Why is your username purple? Are you an admin of instace or community or anything?
I am Voyager app developer!
Woah did not expect that!
Pretty sure you’re a Taurus. Tauruses do not believe in astrology. Source: I’m also a Tauraus
That kind?
A Ford Taurus?
We have Ford Taurus at home
Astrology is the belief that the positions of the stars have some significance for you.
The picture is talking about our local planets, which is even dumber.
In the astrological sense, planets are stars, too. The relative position of the planets is important.
“'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit
of our own behaviour, we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as
if we were villains on necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers by spherical pre-dominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers by an enforc’d obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion
of whore-master man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star! My
father compounded with my mother under the
Dragon’s Tail, and my nativity was under Ursa
Major, so that it follows I am rough and
lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am,
had the maidenliest star in the firmament
twinkled on my bastardizing.”
—EDMUND, KING LEAR, ACT I SCENE 2
Where is Pluto?
Plotting revenge
Well, I mean you can probably blame Earth for a lot of issues; although I suppose it’s the population and not the planet itself.
I think we can blame the planet for being born. 😤