Humus certainly tastes better than pumice.

THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.

That was a Borg attack, yeah? It might be sadder to imagine kittens were there. Being assimilated.

A streamer I watch mentioned how they played D&D and it wasn’t all super horny like all the D&D memes he finds and I just had to wonder what weird D&D group he played with that there wasn’t at least 1 person playing a Bard whose entire schtick was fucking their way out of every problem?

Wait… Cucumber is a berry and not some kind of squash? 🤯

That means pickles are fruit, right? 🤔

Who the hell wants to buy anxiety?

No, seriously. I stand to make a lot of money selling this shit. I produce way more than I need.

I choose things I would want to fuck based on how I think it would physically feel. I don’t think fucking a concept or a xenomorph would be physically pleasurable. I mean, sure the xeno is wet but they also look like they’d be hard; like fucking a sea shell.

First it was gluten and now it’s micro plastics that are gonna explode my balls. What isn’t going to explode my god damn nuts? 😬

Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

We could go further. Technically most of us are still utilizing privately owned infrastructure to access the Internet. We should get a Kickstarter or something so we can lay down our own networks. Make them faster. And also include hookers and blackjack.

If you’re going to get cheap, Chinese shit anyway no matter where you shop, may as well be only $0.49 instead of $49.00.

posts like these could be considered illegal - even retroactively like the Nazis did!

Breaking unjust and stupid laws is my duty as an American. Fuck Elon Musk and Donald Trump. They can eat my ass, and not in the good way.

Does this mean the vaporussy tastes like sea salt cheese? 🤔

We need miners that can work without light since the power is needed for generative AI.

I noticed something similar when I got married and was wearing a wedding band. People became extra friendly. Not even just women, but men too. It was weird as fuck. If I ever get married again, I ain’t wearing a ring.

If the government truly wanted to stop TikTok, they would just bring back Vine.