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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon interviews for a job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    The word that airline computers hurl at their pilots just before landing

    Quite rude if you ask me

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      I found a training thing that included the phrase “retard power” in an aviation context. The best part was the way it was enunciated. Not “ri-tard” like you do when it’s a verb, but long E ree-tard. I absolutely clipped it.

      • HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works
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        You might be surprised that your sprinkler system has a retard chamber. Also you can still order it under that name.

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        Can’t say either on twitch or you’ll get banned

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        chat is this real

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      That’s hilarious. Is it still in use or say it differently now?

      I’m thinking about master>slave in tech. Or rapeseed became Canola. Or how we say Uranus differently.

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        afaik it is.

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      Printers used to refer to the page separation rollers as retard rollers.

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