NightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1490arrow-down18
arrow-up1482arrow-down1external-linkLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netNightOwl@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squarethe_joeba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 days agoBut then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoThe Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoThe lord didn’t take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoNo no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.zipcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·7 days agoMore importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·7 days agoAs Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.
realizes ten commandments are from the old testament
This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.