Not the onion
I’d say this is the onion
Are you sure they’re naps?
Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!
It must be a box office worthy dream
Or he had a heat stroke… Go help him.
And lose my chance to take the farm?
That sweet, sweet onion money.
Are we sure he’s not having a medical emergency?
“I was layin’ out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn’t a stroke stroke, I’d be dead.”
This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn’t make it back to the house.
All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.
This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.
Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.
At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere ‘became infested’ with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.
I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.
They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It’s nice to be part of their world sometimes.
Thank you for the onions.
Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽
Onions don’t give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.
TIL onions enjoy being dominated
Man youd get covered in bugs so fast… not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think
Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.
Never seen an onion field. What an ugly crop.
Doesn’t matter; tastes amazing