I legit had a guy argue with me about where women pee from. Quite viciously in fact, despite the fact that at the time i’d been an owner-operator of the equipment involved for 25 years and he’d clearly never even seen the lower half of a human female.
It surprises me how much the educational system has failed some people…
Everybody knows women don’t pee
Pee, yes. fart, no.
I saw a comment about how it’s possible for a woman to fart and have it creep up the crack and glorp in to the vag after which they have to refart it out of that hole too.
I’m still traumatized tbh… but misery loves company.
glorp
You do realise you’re saying this to a woman who literally pointed out she was a woman, yes? I know all about the rollin’ farts.
(Although tbh i’ve never had them roll into the vaginal opening, mostly they scoot past and get kinda caught at the arch of the labia)
TIL my girlfriend isn’t a woman after all!
I can’t believe he was so dumb/ignorant… Maybe he wanted to get you to the point of providing it to him 🙈
Then he was even dumber than i thought (and he was already pretty far down there)
pretty far down there
🧐
Instructions unclear, can’t find the clitoris on my Capri Sun…
Strange. I checked my Thinkpad and it has a clitoris.
Well that’s food for thought…
No, the Lenovo keyboard clit does not taste good.
Well it’s red so it has to be inflamed.
The left are now trying go groom our children through pouched beverages. When will the madness end?!
“CaPrIsUn iS mAdE oF PiSs FrOm sLeEpY jOe BiDeN aNd tHe DeMOnCrAtS! OnLy DrInK TrUmP PiSs! MAgA! LeTs Go BrAnDoN!”
–Someone having a stroke while posting on Facebook, Probably
"McConnell? Shut up you’re just jealous of his BOUTS OF FREEDOM!
Our hero is so free he even frees himself from himself! I’m so proud! 😭😭😭"
How do you guys use the staws? I always fuck up and rupture a testicle or leave another extra hole in the satchel.
Yep, now my is dick stuck in my Capri Sun.
I think I must have found it, I gave it a squeeze and it squirted into my eye.
Try kissing it first
You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔
Reminds me of those Gamer posts complaint about Aloys peach fuzz in Horizon 2. Which outted them as never being close to a woman and their only experience is anime girls and whatever mods that fill up NexusMods with their “perfect” skin textures n shit.
Ugh those ultra HD perfect skin mods. Makes everything look like a sex doll. So artificial
Ok, anatomical horror story aside - what kind of creepy ass fuck knuckle “smirked deviously” at a virgin while deciding what to “do to her.” Who is this written for?
My boy pussy popped open like a boba lid my first time.
Edit: sorry wrong reply
And like a Capri Sun, sometimes you sex so hard that the straw goes straight through.
Once you pop, you’re no longer a Pringles can?
Nope, just a former shell of yourself, a Pringles Cavity… ☹️
Once you pop… that’s great!
I hate when I accidentally push too hard and it comes out the other side y’know?
Just wow
