I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
The USA was the good guys.
So many things…
I didn’t understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like “does god exist” and you’d be able to get answers to all of life’s big mysteries.
I thought there was a left and right sock
I thought wolverines were mythical creatures
I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something
Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package
I could go on…
I thought CEOs worked super hard
I remember thinking that women gave birth to girls and men gave birth to boys, and being really worried because I (as a guy) didn’t want to give birth.
Slightly related: all dogs are bots and all cats are girls
all dogs are bots
That’s birds.
No silly, birds aren’t real /hj