Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.
Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
Glockatoo
They’re the one I can count on to not give up
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.
Glock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.
Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
These are basically Enter the Gungeon bosses
Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@
Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐