A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoYou get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for?message-squaremessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down19
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareYou get 3 wishes. No monkey paw twisting it to hurt you mechanic. What do you wish for?A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square93fedilink
minus-squareTheBananaKing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·8 months ago Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will. Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present. 'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.
minus-squareDandroid@dandroid.applinkfedilinkarrow-up20·8 months ago Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels “SEE! We told you the problem would fix itself! Now we don’t need to take any action to better ourselves for the sake of the environment!” Luckily you thought of that and using your third wish, you can fix it properly.
'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.
“SEE! We told you the problem would fix itself! Now we don’t need to take any action to better ourselves for the sake of the environment!”
Luckily you thought of that and using your third wish, you can fix it properly.