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    US Government Employee: “Okay, awesome. So that’s a solid contract for the Lunar Lander for NASA. Great doing business with you.”

    Northrop Grumman salesman: “Yeah, sure, happy to help us win the space race against the Soviets!”

    Gov Employee: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go figure out who we’re going to get to build a stealth bomber for the Air Force.”

    Grumman: “Oh, we can do that too!”

    Gov Employee: “Whoa, really? Thanks, that really makes the rest of the week easier. I appreciate it! Now all I need to do is find someone to make some cute little mail delivery trucks for the USPS.”

    Grumman: “You’re not gonna believe this…”

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      Just to head off any pedantry: I know this isn’t how it went, but it’s funnier this way.

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          Yes, hence the disclaimer. Grumman delivered the Lunar Module in 1968, Grumman delivered the LLV in 1986, Northrup delivered the B-2 Spirit in 1987, and the companies combined in 1994.

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          You didn’t pay any attention to their comment trying to head off your pedantry. Did you?

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            The pedantry is genuinely interesting and contributes to the conversation. It’s not like *it’s or something that’s pedantic for the sake of being pedantic.

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            It’s wild that they actually responded to the pedantry comment with the exact pedantry I was trying to pre-empt.