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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

I feel you Polly

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I feel you Polly

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Lojcs@lemm.ee
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    Why is chocolate bad for all animals except humans?

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        In order for you to overdose on chocolate you would need to have an equivalence of dosage which is around 700 chocolate bars.

        So 300 is probably ok? Asking for a friend.

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          300? Amateur

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          I’m pretty sure my kids have gotten to 100 on Halloween. They’re tiny, so you’re probably fine.

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      Quetzalcoatl wanted it that way - it’s our special snack, animals can fuck off.

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      Plants’ main objective is to make baby plants. Some, like cacao, peppers, coffee beans, have opted to be bad for some/most animals so they don’t get eaten. Turns out that humans are pretty metal and like chocolate, capsaicin (the spicy compound in peppers), and caffeine.

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        Same with nicotine and alcohol.

        It’s also theorized that humans consumed these things to help with parasites

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      So there’s more for us, obviously.

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      Enzyme

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