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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

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        Which one shouldn’t I put it on?

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          6 months ago

          Whichever one you trust the most.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

        • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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          6 months ago

          Wise.

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            Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

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    • Frog@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

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      One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

      Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.

      Good, because i don’t want them

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      In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

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        This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.

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      The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

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      McDonald’s varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

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        This happened in fairytale land.

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      Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

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