So a few years ago I got a set of stickers from Jet.com that had funny sayings on them. For example: “Open quickly (might be a puppy)” and “Shake thoroughly. (But seriously, don’t shake)”. I couldn’t find any online, so I figured maybe I’ll make my own. What are good things I could put on them?

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    7 months ago

    Don’t open in front of the kids. Seriously

    Fragile… Just kidding. Your ego didn’t fit.

    It wasn’t expensive. Don’t worry.

    I used this much tape on purpose

    Be careful, I need this wrapping paper

    It’s not what you think it is.

    See. I can wrap all by myself!

    What? You thought it would be bigger?

    For individual use only. Not for regifting.