Tell a fish success is measured by climbing a tree, and he will spend his whole life thinking he’s a failure.

What skills, attitudes, personality traits have you seen mismatched to a certain job that later made the individual an awesome worker in another job?

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    3 days ago

    What separates four nymphomaniacs from two alcoholics?

    The cockpit door.

    Old joke I learned from my pilot father.

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      3 days ago

      Or the one I personally love: “Just like the first guys, we all experienced the ride up, and no wants to be there when these pilots land. That’s why we jump out of the plane!” /cue_the_door_opening

      For those who don’t know, the plane often lands before the skydivers do. Figure that one out…