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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

A horse walks into a bar...

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A horse walks into a bar...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Maybe the horse was just mad that the bartender didn’t take its order first before launching into a joke

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      I mean really, that horse can drink a LOT of beer. Kinda missed out on a good customer.

      • ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works
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        His bank account is in the neigh-gatives, no wonder he got kicked out.

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          I don’t think we can bet on saddling him with that. He hoofed it outa there on his own.

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    Shiting the floor and not being able to comprehend English would give me a long face to.

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    Why are there leaves in the bar?

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      deleted by creator

  • NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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    Anti-humor. Nice.

    • LouSlash@sh.itjust.works
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      Is it somewhere between [email protected] and [email protected] ?

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    What does a panda have in common with your ex-boyfriend?

    I invite one over and he eats shoots and leaves.

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    3 months ago

    A typical night after a match

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