“You can’t prove it’s me.”

“Did you know that when you lose your sight your other senses become heightened? I can tell it’s you, and I’m telling you you need to go to sickbay.”

“I’m telling you it wasn’t me, Geordi!”

“The last one had a note scrawled on the wall next to it which said ‘FIRST OFFICER’S LOG’.”

“That’s pretty funny, right?”

“I’m putting in for a transfer.”