Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1231arrow-down111
arrow-up1220arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoYou need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoYeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoAt best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHow do you remember your username?
minus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
How do you remember your username?
I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.