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I’m more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn’t taste like hotdog.
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Do they taste like beef bologna?
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Yep. Most of the major brands have it if not all.
Interesting. I’ll have to look next time I’m at the store. It’s been a long time since I had bologna.
Best I can recommend is the Boar’s Head variety. It’s a bit pricier, but if you have a deli near you you can have them give you a sample before you commit.
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Yeah bologna is fucking disgusting.
If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There’s a million meats I haven’t seen
Just you wait, just you wait…
God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.
That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.
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That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?
I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.
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Bologna is just a city in Italy.
I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.
for flat wursters
Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
