• niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Imagine getting drugged at some seedy nightclub and you wake up without a kidney… then a week later you get drugged again and wake up with the same defective kidney stuffed back inside. A full refund!

    • don@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      “We’re sorry we stole your shitty kidney. Not because it was the wrong thing to do, but because your kidney is a shitty kidney. You can have that shit back.”