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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

There's a spider in my bathroom

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There's a spider in my bathroom

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago
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    He’s going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn’t he? I really want off this ride.

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      Whatever, more for me

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      Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.

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      It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think

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      The Spiderbro thing should have never started, now see where it has gotten us.

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