I’ll go first:

Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.

Once again, no fucking clue.

  • notabot@lemm.ee
    5·
    9 days ago

    Walked across a room and pulled a muscle in my shoulder. It was painful enough that I could barely lift it for a week or so.