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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago
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  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

  • zoey@lemmy.librebun.com
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    Which board are these short stories usually on?

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

      • fuzzzerd@programming.dev
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        Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

      • uuldika@lemmy.ml
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        if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

    • Soulg@ani.social
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      Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Socialism in a nutshell:

  • RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml
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    The Bear

    Richie is the guy

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    The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

  • caboose2006@lemm.ee
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    You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

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    I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

      • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q

  • owl@infosec.pub
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    How to start a mafia with zero $

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

    • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        Freudscher, uh, slipper?

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

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      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

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    Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

    Gay: He puts his meat in other men’s mouths

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

      • 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip
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        Hello

      • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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        12 hours ago

        Lemm.ee refugee here!

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

        • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

      • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

        • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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          Probably both

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      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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            I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

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              • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

                • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

            • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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              Whayyy are you G A E

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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          I will try not liking it.

          • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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            Stay strong homie!

  • TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

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    He has eyes everywhere

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