My old campus had a huge Canada geese problem, their aggressive breeding season coincided with spring exams. People would get out of exams and then charge the flocks of angry defensive geese. Leads to a few stitches and at least one broken arm.
Sounds like free cafeteria food if you ask me.
I’ve never seen them act up near campuses before. In my experience, the more aggressive ones have always been the ones near water.
During exams my university would drag an old car into the middle of the campus, and students were allowed to beat it to a pulp for $5. They’d give you a bat and you could just smash it to pieces.
10/10, would smash again.
And use the money to buy another one for the next round?
Some places might just let you take the car if you can pay to haul it away
