>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the
garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this
weekend. What do I do now?
I can’t say if this is satire.
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I cannot qualify your certainty without a deific invocation. Would you say that this is the truth, on god?
ong
WTF is “Chinese sauce”?
A sauce of Chinese origin one would assume
As one might get with a succulent Chinese meal? At McDonald’s???
Localised entirely in your kitchen?!?
And my axe!
Ah yes. I see you know your Judo well.
UNHAND MY PENIS!
Szechuan sauce. Subtle Rick and Morty reference implying he’s a neck beard fanatic.
Do they even make Szechuan sauce anymore though? Are people on 4Chan just reposting their own stories now or did McDonald’s just give him old rancid sauces?
I always assume it’s an old meme being reposted on Lemmy.
The date says 3/1/24
It’s one of the McD standard sauces you can get with chicken nuggets : BBQ, curry or Chinese.
Theres only one option now, Anon. Pick that bar back up.
And put it down. And then pick it up again.
I am so lost.
Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.
It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.
Is it…actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?
I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw
I bow to your…unquestionable experience lmao
😲
Oh, why did I look! Why!!
I’m pretty sure you’re already aware but there have been issues with kbin lately. I didn’t realize it was “2 days to federate a reply” bad, but that’s how she be.
That means you’re mostly normal. Shh, bby. It’s ok
He might not be an angle, but he sure is acute!
How can you say he is no angle when he’s clearly being obtuse.
John, you are the demons
John Demonsoul, That’s what we used to call him.
Wow that’s a throwback
How bout you not lift in the nude, anon?
i can fix him
Please do… how?
Woah he is strongh enough to cut me through the internet.
Relatable
On today’s episode of ‘Bullshit that Never happened’
Do you go to the fantasy section in the library and shout “fake!” at all the books? It’s a greentext, nobody is assuming this story is real, detective!
If youre really lucky you find something based on truth but most of it is just for fun.
Louder for the people in the back please. It’s important that we raise awareness about 4chan posters’ loose relationship with the truth.
