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minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·9 months agoYa, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead. “SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!” “It’s a blender! It will break if I drop it.” “Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it” Bam bam bam. Job well done. Time for my “administrative leave” while the union sort this all out.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThat’s funny and I chuckled, but for real the police station down the street has designated parking spaces specifically for these types of transactions.
minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoUnless it’s a specifically designed for it, I probably won’t go to a police station with a box.
Ya, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead.
“SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!”
“It’s a blender! It will break if I drop it.”
“Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it”
Bam bam bam.
Job well done. Time for my “administrative leave” while the union sort this all out.
That’s funny and I chuckled, but for real the police station down the street has designated parking spaces specifically for these types of transactions.
Unless it’s a specifically designed for it, I probably won’t go to a police station with a box.