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Could be worse
hey chat
I wonder how many people have just blown on it since it’s called a blow job. Or how many have just sucked on it like a lollipop, since it’s also referred to as sucking a D. Of the two, the second inexperienced option is definitely the better one.
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But sadly, also the one more likely to cause an embolism.
Ohhhhh the joke is that she’s asking google for instructions?
Or a diagnosis
oh, I get it.
I get jokes.
What’s the best way to remove someone’s kidney without them noticing?