Don’t we all?

Lol this was funny AND educational! Although reading it as comment instead of being stuck in that actual class probably helped.

Lmao this is gonna get out of hand fast

That was your “quarter-life crisis”. Don’t worry your mid-life crisis is still on its way :D

Correct. IIRC there’s an auto mechanism that will cut all benefits by 23% or something. So you’re mom/dad getting $2,000 a month would now only get about $1,500.

Look what steroids did to it’s tail!

There’s an idea about “autistic ai” or something where you give ai an objective like “get a person from point a to b as fast as you can” and the ai goes so fast the g force kills the person but the ai thinks it was a success because you never told it to keep the person alive.

Though I suppose that’s more human error. Something we take as a given but a machine will not.

I got a vasectomy and it was crazy easy. Had a meeting with my doc just so he could make sure I knew it was permanent, I asked if I could have something extra for the pain and dude was like “I can give you vallium is that alright?” Showed up day of, took like 30 mins and didn’t feel a thing. Only thing was the smell of burning flesh was a little much but that was literally it.

My partner wants some form of permanent BC herself but literally no doctor will allow it.

Forgive me, Allah cannot

Just a little fucksy wucksy :3

Why not give people actual hope for the future if that’s the problem?

When I’m dead just throw me in the trash

Damn am i the only one who uses Connect? Lol

Pray they don’t alter it any further

Breaks my heart thinking about all the innocent victims that aren’t lucky enough to be exonerated like this :/

Funny how whenever literal nazis gather and protest cops are nowhere to be found

I love the libertarian idea, as long as you don’t harm someone else or their property go for it. However the libertarian party is such a fucking joke.

I mean literally everything will end, entropy is the ultimate force in the universe. But while that means your happiness is not going to last, it also means your saddness will not last either. This realization that nothing lasts creates sort of an obligation to just live in and experience the present moment.

• paraphrased from Terrence McKenna

I mean if my grocery store app could track my purchases and then give me a suggested weekly grocery list based on meals it knows I like or ate before that would be incredible. Hell I’d pay for that lol.

It was either that or they start charging. They’re gonna piss people of either way but at least it’s still free.