Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

I have a huge fuckin Noctua fan like that, and it’s the most silent shit I’ve ever had in a computer. I don’t even understand how they achieved that.

(cigarette)

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

Nazi gold??

Yes!! UT04 was phenomenal

You never went to another doctor?

Yes, they don’t, lol. I wish I had decade old money instead

Basically, yeah, i was pretty high when I did it

You absolute legend.