I don’t like calling people ugly but Hobo Johnson looks like a homeschooler who had his lunch money bullied from him
I don’t like calling people ugly but Hobo Johnson looks like a homeschooler who had his lunch money bullied from him
I bought a locker a while back, like the kind you would find in the employee room of a closing bed bath and beyond. It didn’t quite fit as expected so we ended up just tying the back hatch as closed as it could with a single rope and took back roads the whole way home. I don’t think we went above 20mph for fear of the damage this giant steel box would cause if it fell out. Also got a tetanus shot the next day because I managed to rip my hand on its rusted foot. Good times, I love that locker
I’m fortunate enough that mine is very amicable. No lawyers, we’re splitting everything 50/50, there are a few big things that would make it more complicated in a court but we’re like “no you’re the only one who uses that you get it” kind of stuff. We would have turned in the divorce papers a few weeks ago actually but they’re on my insurance and I didn’t want to kick them until their new job’s insurance takes affect. Even with all this going for us the finances thing took so much work. Can’t imagine what a contested detangling would be like. You’ve got this!
Careful it might bite
Yo, I’m turning in the divorce papers in a few weeks. After months of detangling finances and finding new places 🎉 Only took like 5 years of me giving it my all and my former spouse constantly telling me I wasn’t doing enough for them. The years before all that were pretty great though
I’m a full blown mess in private or public, they know what they’re getting into before seeing me at home. I have no shame
If my time in tech has taught me anything there are going to be a surprising amount of eggs in that group of people at desks
Only one needs to have charge though right? It’ll just drain really fast. Or am I misremembering
Try what I do and just cry for an hour or so out of the day. That way you get neither work nor play done and you can feel equally bad about both without the inconvenience of flip flopping between them
That goblin fuck doesn’t have the tools for a proper orgy
Fucking Ambien. I tried it for a week to help with my insomnia and it did not work at all. I would get a little sleepy for about 5 minutes then I was loopy as hell and very active/hyper. At about the 10-15 minute mark my memory would crap out so all the best stories I can’t even recall just what people told me the next day. Things like laying down on a skateboard and scooting around with my hands, sobbing about the small villagers in the bed that we’re going to lose their culture if the blankets got disrupted, searching the house for the blacksmith and winding up talking to my frog about his sword making. Wild stuff. I threw out the rest of the bottle after a few days because if it wasn’t helping me sleep and I couldn’t remember the high what even is the point
I’m excited for you! I’ve been living here for 4ish years now. It took almost ten years of saving, couch surfing, and career advancement before me and my former spouse made it here, but now I’m here. The struggle is for real and it’s so incredible when you finally achieve one of those long lasting dreams!
This is the perfect weather to kayak tho. Can’t get power scorched by the sun from all angles
If you have one on hand or can find one, taking a Polaroid selfie and sticking it to the wall is always a winner in my book. There’s also a door you can go through that leads to some steps and a window you can stand in to watch people like a viewing port it’s great. Someone else mentioned Golden Age I’d like to add that they have a small gum section as well if you feel inclined to add to the wall (which I strongly advise for the full experience)
Mine is on my right arm do I need to go see a doctor?
KPI because I’m tired of having a good thing going, an exec strolls in and decides they don’t have time to learn about what we’re doing, KPIs get spun up, and then we shift from getting things done well to getting things done in a way that games the KPIs so we don’t get fired by said exec whose entire job is to glance over a chart once a month as if that gives him real insight into the team
If I did this I’d end up blindly stepping on a giant house spider or one of the many bugs they’re supposed to be eating. I have too many critters sneaking into my bathroom
Skill issue
Mine does this with no way to turn it off. If I want to get fine detail in a picture I need to use a third party camera app because the blemish filter likes to turn trees or grass into mush
Wait this is giving me a crisis. What marvel movie? I’m just learning it isn’t Biden x.x